Why do women call Mini drivers sluts?

It is no accident that the Mini shares it's name with the mini dress and mini skirt.

They are both sexy, they are both impractical and not everybody can pull one off.

So, as a result, those who cannot pull it off will look at those in them and call them sluts. Those who cannot pull them off will shout from the mountain top "I'd never be caught dead in it." Yeah...you wouldn't. You sure wouldn't, Ms Sour Grapes.

Minis are sexy. And the only people who can pull them off successfully are also sexy. Needless to say, any woman in a Mini or a mini will invariably attract the attention of the opposite sex. And will, in turn, attract the envy of other women.

If I were to take a poll on this one, I am sure I can find a few women who will tell you about at least one Mini driving woman who "stole" their man or a friend's man. But that is like saying "I know a woman in a mini dress who stole my man." The Mini (or mini) is not the problem, here. It is the gorgeous woman inside it. THAT was just made more attractive by the Mini and that is why your man, or your friend's man, could not resist this girl.

Let's face it, although many women complain when they are flooded with attention, I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't secretly enjoy the attention. It is good to be admired. It is great to be seen as attractive. And, truth be told, a Mini will do that. It will give you that attention. Instantly. And the more attractive you are, the more attractive it seems to make you. There is absolutely nothing sexier than a beautiful woman in a Mini, wearing the right pair of shades. You literally see jaws dropping.

I remember once seeing two ladies pull up in a Mini Cooper. And they looked drop dead gorgeous. Until they walked out the car. I was standing at the counter of a fast food outlet. By the time they stood next to me to order, I was thinking; "I can't believe I even saw them as attractive." What changed? They stepped out the car. Ouch!

So...why do many women call Mini driving women sluts? Same reason men call guys who drive Porsche's wankers...we just envy the bastards! And we like to console ourselves and say that if it wasn't for the car, nobody would ever give the bugger a second glance. Except with the guys it is probably true! *evil grin*

Bottom line...when a woman gets more attention than YOU from the other sex, many women will start branding that woman a slut. And THAT, my friends, is the reason why so many women who drive Mini's are called sluts by other women.